Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to...

By Anonymous - 12/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML

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By -.- - 24/08/2013 23:54 - United States

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2017 04:00

Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML

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By princess98 - 18/11/2019 05:00

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML

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By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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maalicious 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:03

ydi for not taking a shower all these daya

Just_Me_143 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:13

Well you should shower often enough that nobody will feel the need to ask you to take one.

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SexiLade22 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:19

Wow... you've got a winner there!!! 

tgabriel12 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:19

ydi for being dirty? and ydi for not just telling him to get in there with you? guys can be stupid sometimes and not relise what you women really want..

obscenememe 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 11:28

Oh, we're stupid for not all being crazed sex-maniacs, eh?

lalala2012 2

Tuesday 13 July 2010 14:23

no your stupid for not realizing that sometimes women want sex and if women have to put out for guys then you should reciprocate

xXLenaXx 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:28

lalala2012, yeah I mean women NEVER shoot men down when they want sex, that would just be a stereot- oh wait. :O If the guy doesn't want sex, he doesn't want sex. Get over it. If a guy forced a woman to do it when she doesn't want to, the woman would kick him in the nuts and call him an asshole. I think pressurised men should have the same right. :P

supernice 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:39

you know Lena, you are one of the most sensable people here.

lalala2012 2

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:53

xXlenaXx I never said she should have pressured him - read it again. I am just saying that the next time he wants sex he shouldn't complain if she doesn't comply

ernodea 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:09

lala you're a retard he never denied her request to have sex. she just assumed he wanted to without asking...

tigercoon 12

Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:20

aww, disappointing. I'd feel pretty indignant if that was me lol FYL

meneedlove 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:21

I dont know why but imaging the situation made me laugh.

Anthrophobia 2

Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:52

Same here! OP should have taken the hint after 5 minutes passed by.

bigmoney12 3

Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:25

haha that's hilarious

hnz 13

Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:26

why didn't you realize your own body odour? I guess you are smelly by nature that you can't tell smelly from your own body.

bigmoney12 3

Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:27

YEA!!!!! SPAIN WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

adolf_bonaparte 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:28

Looks like you two were on a different page. In a completely unrelated note, this is the first FML I've seen in a while that isn't just a big competition to see who all can reply to the first person the fastest. I'm impressed hahaha. *watches everyone after this comment immediately reply to post number one"