By pubemilkshake - 08/12/2014 02:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 843
You deserved it 4 917

Same thing different taste

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Girls milkshakes may bring all the boys to the yard, but his milkshake will bring her nausea and nightmares

3051628 24

That's completely filthy and uncalled for, I'm sorry you were tricked into all of that. Hopefully you can have a discussion with him and make sure something like that doesn't happen again OP.

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Stories like this make me greatful my boyfriend is super hygienic

you totally deserve it just because you still call him your boyfriend. No one told you to date an asshole.

TahoeFMler 22

I can't decide how to thumb your comment.

TahoeFMler 22
SexyWildRednecks 17

Dump him. It's not worth the revenge. There is a man out there who won't do crappy things to you.

afallingstar 22

That's just gross. I hope after that he is your EXboyfriend...unless you truly did something to deserve that.

raichu23154 10

I'd leave his ass before it gets creepier

Okay, that is just nasty. If he actually thinks that's funny, then he has a horrible sense of humor.