By pubemilkshake - 08/12/2014 02:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 838
You deserved it 4 916

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Girls milkshakes may bring all the boys to the yard, but his milkshake will bring her nausea and nightmares

3051628 24

That's completely filthy and uncalled for, I'm sorry you were tricked into all of that. Hopefully you can have a discussion with him and make sure something like that doesn't happen again OP.

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vintageart1994 16

I'd make him a VERY special Bloody Mary beverage once a month....let's see how he likes a little nastiness served to him.

I would honestly flip out. That's so disgusting

That is ****** up human behavior. Not really enough info to make a definite call, but your boyfriend sounds like a sociopath.

No that's perfectly called for, #109 is a wittily evil person. I'd date the shit out of her xD

#114, come on now, if someone is going to be that nasty and gross and trick his girlfriend into drinking THAT then he should expect something equally sick in return. Yes, I agree what I said is disgusting but sometimes, in order to beat someone at their own game, you've got to play by their rules

reiichan 18

Looks like it's time to make him an ex.