By pubemilkshake - 08/12/2014 02:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML
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NeoMatrix25 12

Girls milkshakes may bring all the boys to the yard, but his milkshake will bring her nausea and nightmares

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3051628 24

That's completely filthy and uncalled for, I'm sorry you were tricked into all of that. Hopefully you can have a discussion with him and make sure something like that doesn't happen again OP.

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yumi209 5

That is just gross. I bet you now he's single and she's in a new relationship

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roe0918 6

That's no even funny. Why would he do that?

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rainbowdonnareed 18

Two things did you vomit on him? and why isn't he your ex boy friend? that's not good or healthy what the devil is wrong with him?

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quarterbird 18

What in the holy blue ****??? Is he really still your boyfriend?

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limabeans101029 20

That's absolutely disgusting of him, but how could you not tell the difference between pubic hair and seeds?! They're quite different

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fabulouskenaz 6

Isn't there any chance he was just kidding?

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born_hustla 26

What's love got to do... That's messed up tho.

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ashjo 12

who puts poppy seeds in a milkshake anyway though? But your "bf" is sick

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XQuartzX 15

I would make him a milk shake and put laxatives in it.

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