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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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By leahrb - 24/02/2016 18:55 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML

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By quit fucking up my life - 23/11/2013 01:08 - United States - Kenai

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 05:39 - United States - Mahwah

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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emvictoria 9

Tuesday 24 January 2012 11:33

My dad pretty much said the same thing.. But said get out while you can.. I'm sure your dad was just mucking around.. My boyfriend freaked out when my dad said it.. But 3 years later and we are still together :)

boofgall 16

Tuesday 24 January 2012 11:33

Damn Alan, I'd love to meet you. Sadly, I'm in Canada. :(

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funnynesh 10

Tuesday 24 January 2012 12:19

I like cheese…

HahaHokayThen 10

Tuesday 24 January 2012 12:28

Alan ahh how exciting! Unfortunately I live in South Carolina :( OP- perfect chance for your boyfriend to prove himself to your parents (:

badam_fml 6

Tuesday 24 January 2012 12:28

That is the last boyfriend he will ever meet

Pelreskovich 11

Tuesday 24 January 2012 12:31

Bro code. Your dad sounds like such an asshole.

LightningCactus 12

Tuesday 24 January 2012 12:36

The one time I wish I didn't live in Canada..

azidhsu 6

Tuesday 24 January 2012 12:36

Nope, tell him FHS for having a daughter like her.

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 24 January 2012 12:39

Ah, parents...destroying their children's self-esteem one painful, thoughtless insult at a time.

saranndipidy 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 12:48

my dad said "well she's your problem now" when my husband asked to marry me. I feel your pain OP.

ByronJess 17

Tuesday 24 January 2012 12:52

He probably means it the way my dad would. "You're an idiot for dating my daughter because if you hurt her, you have to answer to me." There's a lot to be said for unspoken words.