Money: Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him....

By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 3 810

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By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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By BrianP - 07/07/2009 17:00 - Netherlands

Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

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By busybuzzybee - 17/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

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By LonelyMonkey - 12/11/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 753

By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By that makes me a sad panda - 19/05/2014 21:44 - Sweden - Ume

Today, my landlord's control issue got out of control when I got a call telling me I have "too much stuff" and have to move out of the apartment. I sold all my furniture when I moved in and all I currently own is a scratch post, a chair and a pair of curtains. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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By lilithfaye - 02/11/2012 16:35 - United States

Today, my newly ex-fiancé, the father of my 5-year-old child, moved out of state with no warning. I just spent my last $500 paying off his car, and the rent is due tomorrow. FML

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jonahwalzer 12

Sunday 10 November 2013 2:50

I would call the cops, or something....you cant just let him do that

ElricMustang 23

Sunday 10 November 2013 2:53

*Slow claps*

Comments

DragonFire5000 10

Sunday 10 November 2013 4:30

There are a lot of comments saying to "report his ass!" I'd recommend reporting the theft, not your boyfriend's rear end.

Kevlar_burrito 6

Sunday 10 November 2013 21:01

hur hur hur

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 10 November 2013 4:33

You didn't have that under lock and key? That's basic knowledge when splitting rent just for safety purposes...

bluerhhajfk 17

Sunday 10 November 2013 4:35

Well you'd better make yourself extra pretty for your landlord tomorrow.

TogeBara 12

Sunday 10 November 2013 4:40

Thats called theft, have him arrested. then you wont get kicked out at least.

Swim100 18

Sunday 10 November 2013 5:32

Hunt his ass down

Entovarian 4

Sunday 10 November 2013 5:53

It all depends on how he got ahold of your rent. If you use a joint account then it may not be theft per say. If it was physical cash then he's looking at possible petit theft or grand theft charges if you decide to press the issue, if nothing else, a judgement against him for the rent owed.

eternal_malaise 10

Sunday 10 November 2013 6:07

Apparently he thought it was severance pay. Have the police give him a vacation too.

TheCrispyCat 20

Sunday 10 November 2013 6:35

Time to fall the po-po

awkwardloveannie 28

Sunday 10 November 2013 8:39

did you do something to him? how long have you two been dating or living together? do you guys share a bank account? where were you when he moved out?