By hannah - 14/04/2013 15:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML
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hannah321 0

hi, i'm the girl who wrote this originally (i've since got an account so changed my name- maybe some people won't believe that but whatever) and i just want to say in response to some people that it was VERY clear on both sides that we were a couple, we were not friends with privileges.. also i am not a stalker, i just wanted to specify exactly how long we'd been together because it emphasises just how shitty what he did was.. like someone else said, a year doesn't really explain that fully. maybe he was using me for sex and i was practise, but i'm not as young or naive as some people here seem to think... this isn't my first relationship, but it was my first really serious one hence meeting parents, having sex etc etc.. i thought what i felt towards him was mutual, and i think if many of you had known us as a couple you would be very surprised about what has happened, most people were always commenting on how much he seemed to adore me. right now i have no idea what his motivations were, but everytime i speak to him i want to stab him.. so im refraining from speaking to him or seeking an explanation at the minute SO thanks to everyone who's been supportive, **** knows what his problem is but im getting over it seeing as he's been such a dick to me, and i just posted him this link, so any extra abuse toward him would be welcome.. ha

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lnm701 0

What an asshole. You're better off without him. Good luck on that girlfriend search, buddy.

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Flargon 0

Hell yeah, big poppa player! Check out how he feels when you go out and pick up some studs haha

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hahaha6 0

#80 yeah, im thinking that it wasn't really communication trouble and the guy is just an ass, and i quite agree with #112's hypotheses Sorry that guy was a jerk, just know that there are better guys out there that are worth it. Sometimes you come across ones that aren't first though....

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QiScorpion 0

That guy is a jerk. Although, it may just be miscommunication and you were simply "friends with benefits." Even so, that's no reason for him to be like that. But, as the saying goes, there ARE plenty more fish in the sea. You'll find a good guy soon :) *Hug*

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TTLYFCKD 0

What a ******* DOUCHE bag. I'd ******* punch him in his tiny balls.

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leoladie23 0

all the people who said she deserved it, she should have "seen it coming", and she is too naive, are the same kind of prickish douchefucks as the guy who dumped her!

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kjd 7

... how could you have been going out with this ******** for so long...?

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leMeepO_o 0

what an asshole and #10, thats total bs i get the certain amount of innocence thing, but "look for the Forever One, not the Next One"? thats crap. and actually pretty misogynistic

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alwaysalady 0

Ruin him. Tell everyone he the longevity of a popcorn kernal in hot oil. See how many girlfriends he get then. What an asshole.

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Aldebaran_fml 0

HAHAHAHA i can´t stop laugthing at this FML. Yes it´s completey a FML and your "boyfriend" is an idiot. But frankly i really don´t know if you where clear with him, speacially these days that sex and "saying that i love you" doesn´t mean nothing mor a lot of people.

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FoundManyLemons 0

I suspect this didn't come out of nowhere, so remember to always be clear when communicating with future boyfriends, which you should start looking for now. DTMFA.

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