Money: Today, my boyfriend of 5 years decided to buy a $2500 taxidermied...

By Anonymous - 31/01/2013 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years decided to buy a $2500 taxidermied wolf on eBay. This is the same guy who refuses to get engaged because it would "cost too much right now." FML

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Thursday 31 January 2013 12:20

His wolfpack, it grew by one.

iop330 22

Thursday 31 January 2013 12:20

Well tell him to get stuffed...

Comments

CdnTestmonkey 3

Thursday 31 January 2013 23:28

Good grief. Let the man run with his wolf. Don't marry this one, he's not marriage material.

Kingbreezy04 10

Thursday 31 January 2013 23:35

Yeah dump him. A stuffed wolf? Now if it was a stuffed Eagle, shut up OP and wait for that ring.

Lucysky 7

Thursday 31 January 2013 23:48

What a ******* douche

ulissey_fml 22

Thursday 31 January 2013 23:52

A dead wolf in a living room ? Very Fang Shui..

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 1 February 2013 0:43

I am completely against taxidermy, and wolves are my favorite animal, so that makes it even worse for me. It's sick that someone killed an innocent wolf in the first place and had it stuffed, but it's just as bad that your dumbass of a boyfriend spent money on it. Dump him, OP. He's barbaric and an immature savage who will never commit. At least, not to a relationship...with a human...

chick92282 15

Sunday 3 February 2013 4:43

It's entirely possible that the wolf died for reasons other than brutality (population control, sickness or injury, maybe) and was subsequently stuffed. I'm not a huge taxidermy person either, but I wouldn't go so far as to judge those who do like it as "savage" or "barbaric." In fact, what I think is savage and barbaric is your propensity to jump to conclusions ("innocent wolf") and judge people you don't know simply because they like things you don't.