By Anonymous - 31/01/2013 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years decided to buy a $2500 taxidermied wolf on eBay. This is the same guy who refuses to get engaged because it would "cost too much right now." FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 979
You deserved it 5 768

Same thing different taste

Comments

BaldoktheMystic 3

How do you know he is just not that into you? Example A

graphicstyle7 17

My boyfriend proposed to me when he was an unemployed 56 year old, living off food stamps and student loans which have put him deeply in debt. I hate hearing this, and I hate to tell you, but the dude is just not that into you. Time to cut your losses, stop wasting your time, and move on.

I hate to tell you this but he very obviously just does not want to get engaged to you..

Well you see how much he values marrying you. You might want to take this as a sign to move on. Nice new pet though!

Rejoice... You finally got an alpha male at home...

At least, it makes for a rich rhyme... You made the wrong call... No ring? A wolf taxidermy? You think I won't call... you a taxi? Dare me!

SxeDaze 13

He need's advice from courage wolf.

carminecris89 13

After 5 years it won't change. You need to leave. if he can't make that decision after 5 years then you're not the one for him. You don't want to waste any more time with this douche.

Well he's made it clear about your relative priority in his life. You deserve better damn it!