Love: Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise...

By confused - 04/02/2010 16:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML

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By fmmmmlll - 12/06/2012 05:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

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By Shocked - 17/07/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By I guess not - 02/08/2016 13:24

Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML

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By Anon - 26/06/2014 04:03 - United States - Middletown

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML

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By sugar - 18/10/2010 12:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 06:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s going so well, we have marriage potential, so before we get any more serious he wanted a promise that I will never want children, and if I think there’s ever a chance I might, tell him soon because we’ll have to split up before we waste each other’s time. FML

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By arace15336 - 22/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By princesspea - 07/02/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

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Thursday 4 February 2010 23:49

...like he would ever know.

hehe_oops 2

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:46

how nice of him :S atleast he didn't make you promise to commit suicide if he dies :D

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Darrian 2

Friday 5 February 2010 15:31

On the plus side, if he ever dies he'll never find out you were banging his best friend.

lexi88 0

Friday 5 February 2010 15:43

Creepy controlling freak. Guy needs serious help.

mpclaw 3

Friday 5 February 2010 16:05

dump this control freak. Huge sign of problems to come. do it NOW!

lilyha7 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:47

ur boyfriends retarded....

tinkerbell20 0

Friday 5 February 2010 17:01

omg, my husband does the same thing! i totally understand.

FerrariCake 2

Friday 5 February 2010 17:41

"IF" he ever died? I didn't know that was optional. Does he know something the rest of us don't?

Ro_zijn 0

Friday 5 February 2010 17:42

how is that promise so hard to make, by now you should not even want an other man, even is he is dead

lindsaylikeomg 0

Friday 5 February 2010 17:43

wow, if he doesn't want you to be happy once he's gone, dump him. he's kind of a terrible person.

milobloom 0

Friday 5 February 2010 19:46

I can see why you are attracted to him.. sounds like a very secure fella.

swkisses5 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:32

what?!?!? he's so insecure. leave him....NOW!!!!

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