Love: Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise...

By confused - 04/02/2010 16:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML

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By fmmmmlll - 12/06/2012 05:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

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By Shocked - 17/07/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By I guess not - 02/08/2016 13:24

Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML

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By Anon - 26/06/2014 04:03 - United States - Middletown

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML

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By sugar - 18/10/2010 12:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 06:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s going so well, we have marriage potential, so before we get any more serious he wanted a promise that I will never want children, and if I think there’s ever a chance I might, tell him soon because we’ll have to split up before we waste each other’s time. FML

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By arace15336 - 22/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By princesspea - 07/02/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

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Thursday 4 February 2010 23:49

...like he would ever know.

hehe_oops 2

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:46

how nice of him :S atleast he didn't make you promise to commit suicide if he dies :D

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zendaddy0 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 17:30

if he dies fins somone else and have sex on his grave

bhimz1 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 14:27

why does this fml remind me of twilight? :/

chellabella856 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 2:23

awwww

hayliepoche 5

Wednesday 8 June 2011 17:23

Aww:)

angelofsaturn 23

Thursday 31 May 2012 0:31

Well if you stay with him you might not want anyone else. my dad's been dead for almost 12 years and my mom's gone on 1 date cause she just doesn't want anyone else.

kirstyannemiller 4

Sunday 3 June 2012 10:08

Clingy even in death, jeez

MathewisinLove 0

Monday 13 August 2012 19:12

This really isn't bad, poor guy wants to spend his life in heaven with her to, of she got another man, then she doesn't actually love him. You guys don't even need to be in a serious relationship to understand that..

Xanadara 5

Sunday 30 June 2013 9:23

wow my boyfriend of 3 years did the exact same thing to me, except it was more like 2 hours, and he got so mad when I told him I don't know what I would do if he died... ugh boys sometimes I swear!