Love: Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying...

By daddylove - 12/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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By all by myself - 25/12/2012 05:00 - United States - Alaska Peninsula Nwr

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML

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By notalovestory - 11/11/2012 22:48 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML

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By SteroidPenguin - 18/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Clifton

Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML

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By bastard magnet - 02/10/2011 22:14 - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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By Lisa - 19/09/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

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By lovealways22 - 17/07/2012 07:19 - United States - Littleton

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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coolkid_matt 11

Sunday 12 June 2011 12:24

Damn, your dad's a dick.

Bearilla 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 12:27

you probably cry constantly about everything so even when he is concerned he thinks better of getting involved

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mumias05 3

Monday 13 June 2011 20:59

Wow, that sucks. What kind of dad is that?

foxxi 0

Monday 13 June 2011 21:57

this is when fathers day comes: imagine. he's sitting down ready for his present. dad- it's fathers day! you- oh I don't care. Oo oO I'd so do it...

Lila_1108 0

Monday 13 June 2011 23:21

Lesson Learned.. don't get so attached to a guy in 6 months

ha8yosef_fml 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 2:25

smart guy!

FERNxEMO 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 2:51

#1 Dad

robberry 11

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:03

Six months is nothing; you must be young. Don't worry, you'll be fine.

YouDeservedItnot 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 7:30

Keepin' the broads in their place. Your pops is a champ.

CowboysFan919 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:42

it was only 6 months, get over it..js

DaVons_Mommy 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:38

Out of the ones I read for two days worth, this one I laughed at the hardest :-) sorry but it was funny :-)

steelersfan3250 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:14

i feel bad about my first comment noww

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