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By chunky monkey - 14/03/2016 18:26 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2021 23:00 - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By chipmunk - 29/10/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML

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By henley - 23/07/2012 01:33

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

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By AbFlab - 01/06/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML

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Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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Kurby14 21

Monday 14 March 2016 22:26

tell you boyfriend that you "accept" his small dick even though it is your preference for a large one

GhostFox 33

Monday 14 March 2016 22:28

Tell him that he can accept that he's single, then. No reason to say those things except to be an asshole.

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Adrian78017 4

Thursday 17 March 2016 2:53

You should leave him or cut off intercourse

strictlyrude12 12

Thursday 17 March 2016 9:12

don't deal with assholes and don't let love and Like get confused. Time and freedom aren't forever so don't spend it with someone who makes you feel bad about yourself or makes you feel less then you are worth!!

cheykloster 3

Friday 18 March 2016 1:07

I would drop him like a hat.

BFlowing 21

Friday 18 March 2016 2:41

Girl, I'm going to give you the most heartfelt advice I've ever given anyone ever: YOU NEED TO ******* RUN. I'm serious. Get away from him. He may seem like a good person but anyone who makes you feel like you're barely acceptable and feels the need to express negative judgement on your body when there are no health issues involved (which I'm assuming) is not a person who respects you and has your feelings at heart. Respect and acceptance are the BASIS for any healthy relationship. Please trust me, I was with a guy like that once and he managed to amplify my insecurities so much that I'm still dealing with the psychological wounds to this day (for example once he told me my tummy 'rolls' were gross. HE USED THE WORD GROSS TO DESCRIBE MY BODY. Now I have problems with showing my stomach or with people touching it). Please save yourself. You deserve SO much better. Let us know how you dealt with the situation, I'm genuinely worried even if I don't know you personally. Nobody deserves psychological abuse. Sending you hugs and the strength to get through this

Lovely_lynx_22 5

Friday 18 March 2016 6:56

Tell your boyfriend your acceptance doesn't extend to his rude ass. Kick him to the curb and get a real man.

ever_enthralled 19

Friday 18 March 2016 16:29

Sounds like it's time to ditch that asshole.

graphicstyle7 17

Friday 18 March 2016 20:35

I have always been chubby and imperfect. I had a boyfriend like that a long time ago. There is NO WAY I would put up with that kind of bullying, hurtful, hateful "you'd be acceptable to me if you were just this way" kind of B.S. EVER AGAIN. Go get yourself someone better, and leave this jerk to his own devices. Maybe he has some great qualities you like, but, and you have to trust me on this, NONE of it is worth this sort of behavior. This is a "deal breaker" situation, and the one to break the deal first will hopefully be you.