Love: Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the...

By lovefool - 12/01/2011 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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By waaah - 25/06/2012 07:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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By moikristine - 21/05/2013 10:24 - Norway - Fagerstrand

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML

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By neta_1996 - 03/01/2014 02:06 - United States - Mabelvale

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML

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By SezzyJ - 02/10/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

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By Reeen - 03/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 12 January 2011 16:05

Sell it on eBay?

DU0 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 16:20

Save it for another special someone? Or you could always sell it...

Comments

DoctorDictator 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 6:08

What an ass. Waiting, purposely waiting for the gift. Also, a dump by text, shows he has no balls what-so-ever.

SAgirl 13

Thursday 13 January 2011 6:19

What was the percent? keep it for yourself then.

paigeme 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 6:43

r u stupid its called send back and get a refund. like do ppl on here not think

dnljcbsn 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 7:00

you will get over it

123skyline 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 7:05

Damn, that sucks dude. Hopefully it wasn't expensive... And look on the bright side, now you can keep it to yourself...

0neiros 14

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:24

If its something he REALLY wanted, take a vid of you Destroying it utterly and totally, explaining why you are doing this. Then post it on Youtube and send links to him and all his loser friends etc.

bubblydeath 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 11:52

has anyone actually fully read the FML because pretty sure it states that she can't cancel it and get her money back, which also probably means she can't get a refund, so anyone who is saying she is stupid for not refunding it maybe read it more carefully instead of judging... just saying

purple_sarah88 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 21:13

eBay it! And I know it hurts right now but you are so much better off without the loser. By ending the relationship in this immature, inappropriate way he has made it easier to move on by making it easier to hate him.