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By lovefool - 12/01/2011 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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By waaah - 25/06/2012 07:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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By moikristine - 21/05/2013 10:24 - Norway - Fagerstrand

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML

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By neta_1996 - 03/01/2014 02:06 - United States - Mabelvale

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML

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By SezzyJ - 02/10/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

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By Reeen - 03/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 12 January 2011 16:05

Sell it on eBay?

DU0 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 16:20

Save it for another special someone? Or you could always sell it...

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AmeenWhoElse 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 17:00

Your bf is an idiot, he shoulda waited after he got the presents and birthday sex before dumping you. F his life

JobaNobaa 1

Wednesday 12 January 2011 18:20

hahaaa. exactlyyy

haj_fml 4

Wednesday 12 January 2011 17:17

Send it back, or, as other people have suggested, sell it on eBay..

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Wednesday 12 January 2011 17:19

That's why I always send my girlfriend* something horrifying (like a decomposing squirrel) from time to time because of two things: 1) She gets my sense of humor. 2) If either of us decide to "breakup", it will remind her of what I may do to her and her squirrels. *does not have a girlfriend, which makes one wonder who I am sending these "gifts" to...

88sforlife 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 17:46

Thats Gotta Suck

sweetwargasm 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 17:50

all u have to do is refuse the package when it arrives. if u refuse the package when the delivery guy shows up. it will be sent back and refunded.

klong91 7

Wednesday 12 January 2011 17:52

Sell it online then buy something for yourself

dougierocks 13

Wednesday 12 January 2011 18:48

if you had it shipped direct to him, use the tracking number and have them divert it, or hold it for pickup at one of their locations..

b6000 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 18:59

she's pregnant

tom_es 3

Wednesday 12 January 2011 19:35

First of all...it is good that you are no longer with this individual. If he does not the courage to face you and stand up like a man, you are better off. Find a real man! I am sure there is a return service for the order.