Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend, of a year, got drunk and called me flat...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, of a year, got drunk and called me flat chested then said the reason he won't have sex with me anymore is because he is "used" to me. He said all of this in front of his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 04:59 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend video-called me in the middle of the night, drunk after a night out of partying. He told me that he was chatted up by a girl and proudly exclaimed that he told her off, given his status, all the while showing large hickeys on his neck. FML

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Saturday 30 January 2010 20:08

Dump him. He treats you like crap, so don't waste your time with this asshole.

beer01 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:10

Agreed! Dont stay around if he treats you like shit. Dump him as well, just like crap.

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ForgottenBruno 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:05

worst thing u can say is " his dick is 2 inches, after it gets hard" lol

Jax64 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:13

He's a jerk, just dump him.

KurouTenshi 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:16

you need to get someone who isn't a total dick OP :)

toeknee33 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:36

get some boob implants

rite2salas 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:42

YDI for being flat chested lol..i love gurls wit big *******

love_game911 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:21

wat is it with guys and big boobs??? id get it!!! yes I have boobs infact I have size D alright?!?! y do guys always wanna either touch them or just stare at them?!?! god!!!! they're not art displaies!!!!!