Love: Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 20:00 - United States - Framingham

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

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By browniepoints - 07/02/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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By dino0123 - 12/12/2012 17:51 - United States - Herndon

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

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Sunday 12 December 2010 12:35

Oh boo ******* hoo. He obviously loves you enough to propose. Quit being a selfish bitch.

the4starr 3

Sunday 12 December 2010 12:32

COD I'm guessing ? :S

Comments

angelove91 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 20:23

i dnt see how this on fml at least he did everything else perfect! quit whining and get used to it cause thats the life of marriage is!

gelica87 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 20:38

that sucks.

Sparkiee93 3

Sunday 12 December 2010 20:39

Wait... what was he suppose to do?

FukYurLife_89 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 21:52

wats bad about that?

iiNanix3 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 22:00

Uhm, okay and..? Wow, whiner much?

sfv818danny 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 23:37

what? he sounds like a looser

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 12 December 2010 23:41

so, he got down on one knee and proposed. great, but i'm assuming you want him to get down on both knees and eat you out. or maybe spend even more money on you! what do you expect? do you want a guy that you can pull around by the balls so you can get your every whim? sorry, lady, the world doesn't work like that. maybe you should have waited a bit longer than two years, because you clearly know nothing about your man. dear god. |the kid|