By anonymous - 27/10/2009 13:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
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Okie7123 0

Your boyfriend threw logic out the window. What a douche

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Suekoff16 3

That's a little immature on his part, but whatever makes him feel better about himself. He'll get past it.

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The_Mantis_19 0

I'm guessing that the dream was caused by you acting like a ***** around all his friends. Try to be more like a girlfriend and less like a prostitute.

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GoldenGrizzly 7

Yup, cause when I dreamed my best friend with a dino and that everyone else was made of pudding,it had real world implications. I mean, all my dreams are totally based on logical and realistic events that could really happen. Thinking my 90 year old granny could turn into a bucket while asleep has so many true foundations. You are a prophet sir. Dreams are insecurities and wild fabrication. Think of dreams like conspiracy theories, they "could" happen but more likely you are talking out of your ass. In this case, the girlfriend did nothing and the boyfriend was being a brat. No more, no less.

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myshatteredview 0

Yay, FML people giving dating advice as if they intimately know what's going on... You guys are stupid.

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pleasetryagain 0

Sentence fragments do not improve your story telling techniques or make your story more dramatic.

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Queuebert 0

Maybe it will make it easier for him when he actually finds the two of you together. He already knows how to react.

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T4NK 0

YDI if you are dating such a jerk for 5 years. Chances are this isn't the first time he has acted this immature either. FYL for putting up with it.

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Katenicole1230 0

My boyfriend did this EXACT SAME THING! Lol, but I thought it was funny... he got over it eventually.

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McBadAss 0

Seriosly, if thats how bad it gets for cheating on him, you should sleep with his best friend....or his dad...or cousin or something. You could make a game of it to see who he gets maddest about.

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