Love: Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and...

By Nicoli - 10/11/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML

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By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

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Demoted to just a friend, then

By Karina - 30/09/2024 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML

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By Forgotten - 11/03/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By Not his SunShine anymore - 10/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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He's a keeper

By Anonymous - 11/01/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML

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Keep your enemies closer

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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You deserved it 225

By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

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By kryssa - 09/10/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML

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Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:58

You deserve better OP

NoOneLovesYou 13

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:59

Consider it your chance to find someone better in life. **** him. Saves you the painful break-up, right?

Comments

paradiseisland01 0

Friday 11 November 2011 2:25

Move on ! And find a real man , not some stupid ass.

ExhaustedLove 0

Friday 11 November 2011 2:29

Sounds like a shity day

Okayitwasme 0

Friday 11 November 2011 2:32

Why would OP steal from him? She wasn't complaining of possessions? This is way more psychological if the chap can't remember her!

AshleyCole 0

Friday 11 November 2011 2:37

If all of this happened, why would you be on here??

failsammich 0

Friday 11 November 2011 2:46

tell him your the girl he had random sexual encounters with and he promised you he'd leave her for you.

cgsweetdesire 0

Friday 11 November 2011 3:39

Time for u to move on. Staying will be hard, and depressing

chessyragoo 0

Friday 11 November 2011 4:18

Time to move on

DaveMatthewsBand 4

Friday 11 November 2011 4:26

Aww. I feel bad for you OP. Time for a new guy

YOUareALLretards 1

Friday 11 November 2011 4:40

Leadman1989- you should really learn to read. It wasn't 2 months ago, it was for 2 months. So, in actuality, you do not deal in only the facts, you also wallow in your own bullshit too

YOUareALLretards 1

Friday 11 November 2011 4:46

Uhh farhil, if nice guys tend not to date then wtf dont they do? Become hermits on the mountaintop? Join the church as priests and molest little children?