By chipmunk - 29/10/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
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Xellith 5

you should love someone for who they are not what they look like.

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RockieGirl 0

but chipmunks rule! ALVIN, SIMON, THEODORE.

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misspeg 0

ouch. being with someone for seven years and getting dumped for a weight related issue sucks. unless he's continuously confronted u about it before. in that case it's a YDI.

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perdix 29

If he loses you, where is he going to store his nuts? P.S. He probably meant your ass cheeks.

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dberri05 2

To be honest, before I read the word chipmunk, I thought that you were referring to your butt cheeks.

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TriniRockStar 0

I don't think that's the real reson he dumped you there's a real reson he was just to scared to say it

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lightedlotus 0

definitely, but if so then he shoulda told her the real reason. what a twat.

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nijntje 0

YDI for getting fatter and fatter over the years. Eat less!!

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icanfloat12 0

ur boyfriends a dick fyl but lose some weight lol =p not trying to be mean but you'll be a lot more attractive if u have curves =D

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EastFMLer 0

She said "he said". It means she didn't realy get fat... That's just an excuse her boyfriend made. And that's why it's a FML thread. Sorry for you, but I think you should stand for yourself, don't let it destroy you.

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SheriffBart 0

No, that doesn't mean she didn't really get fat. It means that's what he told her. Looking at what he told her, that she had gotten too fat for his tastes, it's pretty much tautological that she really did get too fat (since his subjective taste is the sole determinant). She'd been with him for 7 years, so I'm guessing she had some idea of how he likes his women. It's a YDI because she let herself fall outside those parameters. Nobody else to blame for that.

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jillz 0

I agree with MissPeg here. If he's confronted you before, then YDI. But you should've noticed his lack of enthusiasm about the weight gain.. Well, you're not as young as you were 7 years ago, and 7 years is one hell of a wasted investment. Hopefully there are no kids involved. Good luck losing that weight and finding happiness without him!

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idkweird 0

Even IF he's confronted her before, it doesn't mean she deserved it. That just makes him shallow and kind of dumb. No offense, but looks NEVER last. If you're not with someone for who they are, there's really no point if you think the relationship has ANY chance of a future.

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