By chipmunk - 29/10/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
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Xellith 5

you should love someone for who they are not what they look like.

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RockieGirl 0

but chipmunks rule! ALVIN, SIMON, THEODORE.

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cerebellum_fml 0

just more padding for the pushing

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Armin_fml 0

so her boyfriend complained about something he caused himself? odd

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blastvortex 3

Until the chipmunk comment, I thought you were talking about another set of cheeks... :3 lol xD You're better off without him though.

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Superawesomestev 0

make a comment on his weight gain and kick him in the face.

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Intellectualist 0

He's a feeder, who got bored.

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aback 4

Well, that's okay. You didn't want to be with a ********, either.

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thetraveler_fml 3

To react I would have to know how fat you are. If you're can't-get-in-the-car-door fat and waddling your way around the world, then YDI. If you're just pudgy, then FYL.

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DumbStruck79 0

YDI for thinking you can let your body go thinking "I have a boyfriend anyway"

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avoidthegirl 6

THIS. Obviously there was something more to this breakup. Unless you went from being a size 4 when you guys started dating to a size 10. Then Y totally DI.

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iwadasn 32

Because of course you know exactly what she was thinking, right?

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