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By luvlessbootycall - 24/07/2010 05:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML
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rockr_chick 5

should have texted back "sure baby! hold on ;)" then find a pic of hairy balls on google and send that

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skfml09 0

a- 3 months... really? you must be young. b- he said I love you ( I'm guessing the first time by how excited you were) by TEXT? uh yeah... people need to learn face to face interaction. and c- something tells me you still sent him a pic. honestly what has happened to morals and relationships?

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Solkre 0

If you want to show him your ****, do it in person. Pics will only bite you in the ass later.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Your last sentence sounds like the premise of a Stephen King story. :}

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emilyk123 0

umm.. ok hes a stupid pig. u didnt send a pic did u??

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sourgirl101 28

I've had too many friends that have done similar things and regretted it later on. You could maybe send something sexy like you in your switsuit instead. Life's about compromises. Just never sent anything you wouldn't want your mom to see.

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JBmm 0

i hate bf's who do that. it's like they date you to take advantage of you because they're pervs.

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rawrimaunicorn 0

shoulda said "i love you too" then sent him another text saying "but its over" .aha naah thats not worthy of a breakup.

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bmboente15 0

this isn't really an fml it's just a retarted boyfriend

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Yeah, almost as retarded as someone who can't even spell "retarded" or use any punctuation at all.

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triggerit 5

he is a teenager... I prefer the pic from the backside of the naked girl... the line goes from the back to the ass is the most sexy line of the woman body...in my gym girls use 90% of their time to improve this part of body...

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rommie_fml 0

leave the asshole. he has no respect for you.

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bluebladez 0

lol #45!!! It's normal for couples that going out longer then 2 years or so if there being a pervert to each other. Example: talking dirty to each other, touching, kissing, teasing etc... Lol people love life must suck if they don't these type of stuff. Why don't you send him picture of a hairy man tit haha

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

48: Saying The Three Words for the first time isn't a time to make raunchy jokes. I doubt that was what was happening here, anyway. Also, teasing and making perverted jokes to each other are indeed fine and normal, but those jokes are private and will likely remain so after a breakup. Even if an ex tells people what you did and said to him, if you leave no proof, it's your word against his. Naked pics have no such loophole.

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kimmiebubimi 3

DAMN SHAME! clearly he doesn't truely respect you as his gf let alone a person. btw I hope you actually loved him.

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