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By luvlessbootycall - 24/07/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2012 18:48 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML

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By princess - 17/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By Marine - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By Rejection - 04/05/2010 07:33 - France

Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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rockr_chick 5

Saturday 24 July 2010 13:00

should have texted back "sure baby! hold on ;)" then find a pic of hairy balls on google and send that

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 24 July 2010 12:54

Leave the ************.

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leoncloud8 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 18:55

lols that sounds about right. guys are obsessed with those.

bella_dawn010 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 21:40

I would hope you didn't actually send a tit picture.

marisalee 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 5:46

Ugh. What a loser

fmlova 0

Monday 9 August 2010 4:26

you no the guys are being douches about this and the girls are all sticking up for recharge Oder

jcap113 4

Wednesday 11 August 2010 12:09

sounds like my ex bf ick! i hope u broke up with him

jcap113 4

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:53

sounds like my ex bf ick! i hope u broke up with him

mikey94bra 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 9:58

sounds like something my friend would do hahahahahaha

glambert1998 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 7:07

thats plain wrong for saying he loves u just to get a pic of ur breasts!! thats jerklike and pervish

Greyavenger19 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 18:10

not a FML yeah ooooo fml for having good **** and to all the feminists stfu

MexicanTexasQtt 9

Monday 20 June 2011 3:22

Ughh, I Hate Guys Like That .

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