Love: Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually...

By Anonymous - 21/09/2012 19:10 - United States - Clinton

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By surprise - 15/01/2015 20:30 - United States - Starkville

Today, I wanted to surprise my roommate by picking her up from class with her dog. Her dog decided to surprise me by dumping a load on my passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2018 15:00

Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML

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By hair today gone tomorrow - 22/04/2022 19:00 - United States

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By chachi - 28/09/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding, I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out, he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than me. FML

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By sexychica - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

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By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2020 17:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were riding in the back seat of his mom’s car and she kept talking at him non-stop. He responded only in grunts. When at some point I informed her that her son had been asleep for several minutes, she just kept on talking to him anyway. FML

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syki 22

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:03

Guess you're not his main bitch.

BubbleGrunge 18

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:07

Next time he ask for sex, tell him the dog is probably more than willing.

Comments

Shrike 23

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:11

Blah blah blah "bitch" blah blah, bazinga, etc.

DontThumbMeDown 8

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:11

He was probably in a bad mood because he ran with his arms in the air after a girl that looked a lot like you which, made him look like an idiot.

ASD_K 11

Sunday 23 September 2012 5:22

Or maybe he was going by the line "business in the front, party in the back.".

sidewaysponytail 0

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:13

Still a better love story than twilight.

Silent_Thrill 17

Saturday 22 September 2012 3:22

Me making a circle with my fingers and fingering said circle is a better love story than Twilight. It's just a given now. So no need to say it.

BeRealB 4

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:14

Life's a bitch

DylansMomma 9

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:15

Your comment : Hahahahah!

Silent_Thrill 17

Saturday 22 September 2012 3:23

Your comment: Your comment : Hahahahah!

kprando25 8

Saturday 22 September 2012 15:04

Your comment: Your comment: Your comment: Hahahahah!

kprando25 8

Saturday 22 September 2012 15:08

COMMENTCEPTION

berryblizzard 11

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:15

Just about peed my pants laughing at this lol

DocBastard 38

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:19

He was just thinking of how much extra room your ass would need. How thoughtful of him.

esines 9

Saturday 22 September 2012 4:33

I thought it was funny...

jennifergo 0

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:25

What an ass!!

bReLiNg 18

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:25

Guess he's mans best friend.

torbey 23

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:32

It is possible that her boyfriend had a troublesome dog and having him in the front seat made it easier to keep an eye on him. If he were in the back and OP in the front there would be no one to make him behave. However, if this was the case then OP's boyfriend would clearly be distracted by him while driving, making him still an idiot. Either way, he obviously didn't use the best way to ask OP to sit in the back :P

ebonyirony 29

Saturday 22 September 2012 3:29

My dog cries in the back and panics cause my back seats are leather and he slides even with towels.He always sits in the front and my friends get over it.