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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

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By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2018 15:00

Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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Mistaken identity

By fmlfmlfml - 20/07/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

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By wtactualfuck :( - 24/10/2012 21:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

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By Anon - 04/08/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

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mpsteve137 15

Monday 4 June 2012 0:40

Sounds like he's already killing you by suffocation.

Michaelsgirl04 9

Monday 4 June 2012 1:41

but what would they do for the other 55 minutes??

Comments

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 4 June 2012 7:05

Parents are overprotective these days, often for no reason, because of bad things that happen in the world. I have spoken with many parents at the high school I work at (it's an online school) who choose to have their kids do school online because they don't like what they see at their child's school. When I was a teenager, I had a 3.5 GPA, participated in sports and church, and didn't do drugs; despite the fact that I was a good kid, there was still an element of unease and over-protectiveness from my parents.

HannahChex 6

Monday 4 June 2012 7:41

Be lucky you wont be single after your 1 hour date, considering your father being such a character... Id run if I was the boy!

hecallsmedarlin 7

Monday 4 June 2012 8:05

That & probably hot pink...yes that's it, hot pink, stained and holy tighty-whiteys.....mmm SEXY! ;) Bahaha.

summerlynn2 1

Monday 4 June 2012 8:11

Id go have some fun with the guy for more than an hour, that'll show ur dad!

mightymart 5

Monday 4 June 2012 8:26

Wow, one hour??!! Fun date...

Killuhk 8

Monday 4 June 2012 8:41

Noor your so kind. You should get a button for saving our innocent eyes because i'm sure everyone on here hasn't seen worse before lol :)

wlddog 14

Monday 4 June 2012 9:45

Us dads take great pleasure out of scaring our daughters boyfriends. If we do out job right, we drive off the worthless.

Isoldael 27

Monday 4 June 2012 10:17

It's hard sometimes for parents to "let go". They often do care, they just care too much and don't realize when you're old enough to look after yourself :)