By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML
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bettyc4 26

Time for ... The Talk

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Madrias 36

Facebook + Excited = instant YDI from me.

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toenibbler 14

Go on more dates with him!

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hello_HowUDoin 2

What if OP is like 14 yrs old or something..

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alfred07 18

Even if you remove the sexual element it is still pretty bad that he hasn't even hugged her.

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downtime 12

88, Not at all, not everyone knows what is or isn't appropriate, nor is everyone completely comfortable in their first relationship. If they are young then communication is key. Breaking up is a waste of time because nobody is born with a complete intimate knowledge of what to do in relationships.

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DocBastard 38

If you gauge your life based on Facebook, you need either A) a better life or B) a better gauge.

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DocBastard 38

That's a CT scan of the brain of a patient of mine who was shot in the head 4 days ago. As of this morning, she's still alive.

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Pelreskovich 11

I'm really hoping your relationship is long distance.. Otherwise someone needs to take some initiative..

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periwinkle95 10

Same here, I know how it feels for someone you love to be overseas, though. It's really hard. Maybe OP should just have a talk with him.

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livefree_drf 0

Reminds me of my ex boyfriend ; we went out for 11 months and he only really talked to me in the last 3 .. DUMPED HIS ASS

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perdix 29

He's probably poking other girls.

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perdix 29

Probably one who isn't wasting her life on Facebook.

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