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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2015 06:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

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Change of heart

By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Truro

Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML

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Emotional rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 14:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

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Fedor_fml 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:58

what a jerk....he deserves a swift kick to the sack

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:02

Give him a good hard shot to the jimmies and then go get a better boyfriend.

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alexxss_fml 10

Wednesday 19 May 2010 5:36

wow seriously! I'd dump him. better yet make the son of a gun get put thru hell!!!

paoolaa 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 11:57

maybe he did regret it.. or got really nervous.. sorry OP.. :/

iRichiq 3

Wednesday 25 August 2010 1:18

Today, one of my friends was over to a girl I really like(d), and while I was chatting with her, which turned a bit into flirting, he decided to take it over whitout minding of telling me first. When 'she' told me how smart I was and that she actually loved me, I replied what a relief it was that she did the first step. Even the long long silence didn't make me suspicious about anything. Her brother later on decided to rip me back into reality... Worst part? that girl lives 3 doors away, is one of the best girlfriends of my sister's, and keeps entering my room, bothering me and on my back bragging to her girlfriends about the guy that is 2 years older and has a big crush on her... Must I continue the sadness? FML

lady_hoff 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 5:35

is he still your bf

sharkwkrox 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:17

oh wowza. I would kill him.

yaknowiverse 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 2:36

did you even say yes?

madigoldman 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 5:31

I hope you broke up with him! That's horrible!

thegumqueen 2

Thursday 29 December 2011 6:49

That was rude, u should get him back

YoungHomie 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 1:41

omg that's so mean! u can do better than him!

Shootermtd25 7

Sunday 11 March 2012 3:14

jajajajajajajajaja hahaha fail

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Today, I was considering joining the army, so I asked my veteran uncle what the worst bits are. He told me the worst was learning for yourself just how horrible it is to see the light go out behind someone’s eyes as they die with your bullet in their chest. I don’t want to join the army anymore. FML

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