Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker... - FML

By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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suaveneanderthal 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:21

Send him one that says "Bitch, get me a ring."

Signposthead 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:20

Haha, he's a keeper!

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xxstealthxx 0

Monday 31 August 2009 8:53

I call BULLSHIT on this one. Why? Because I looked all over for a gift thing or bumper sticker as they call it that said "bitch, lets get married" and I didn't find anything. Sorry but the truth hurts that basicly all FML on here is fake. Like this shit story

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 31 August 2009 10:28

YDI for picking a total ass as boyfriend

omgomgomg_ 0

Monday 31 August 2009 10:31

i fail to see what's bad about this?

nypd613 0

Monday 31 August 2009 13:52

Oh he's a keeper! But seriously, that's funny. At least he has a sense of humor. I'm not saying he's not a douchebag, but judging him based on this, he's actually good. That's my kind of humor and it's so not offensive.

Melsy_19 0

Monday 31 August 2009 15:03

if he was serious I hope you said no.

viletbod 0

Monday 31 August 2009 15:07

lmfao Your boyfriend = effin amazing. I hope you said yes ^^

Nolan124 0

Monday 31 August 2009 15:40

OMGGG I WOULD MARRY HIM IN A SECOND and yes im a guy

citycrazed25 0

Monday 31 August 2009 15:51

your boyfriend is awsome....ha you shouldn't be offended by this have a sense of humor

Bryan_Z 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:23

I'm sure he's kidding XD

caligal14 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:50

LOL #29 FTW

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