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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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You deserved it 8 531

By lacucarcha - 15/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML

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You deserved it 2 292

Not now Dave

By pretty warlock - 24/10/2023 22:00

Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML

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You deserved it 122

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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You deserved it 4 857

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 4 522

By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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You deserved it 14 846

Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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You deserved it 718

By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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You deserved it 8 378

By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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You deserved it 8 409

By Cococautly - 04/07/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

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You deserved it 13 907

perdix 29

Saturday 31 October 2009 22:14

24-hour taco shop? Is that what he calls your ******?

Leon_S_Kennedy 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 22:12

You're complaining that your boyfriend proposed to you?

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Friday 4 September 2015 0:10

Did you say yes?

dirtyassbutter 4

Wednesday 16 December 2015 20:56

EthanMcNash 6

Tuesday 23 February 2016 6:15

Please tell me you said no

ApricotQueen 17

Thursday 23 June 2016 20:25

and they say chivalry is dead

Deadinsidelivelyoutside 9

Monday 27 January 2020 0:16

O.o a real keeper aye

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Same thing different taste

Not now Dave

Nervous

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