Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 049

You deserved it 9 540

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 404

You deserved it 8 527

By lacucarcha - 15/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 087

You deserved it 2 289

Not now Dave

By pretty warlock - 24/10/2023 22:00

Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 607

You deserved it 117

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 837

You deserved it 4 855

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 168

You deserved it 4 518

By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 228

You deserved it 14 845

Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 728

You deserved it 715

By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 987

You deserved it 8 370

By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 849

You deserved it 8 405

By Cococautly - 04/07/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 801

You deserved it 13 905

perdix 29

Saturday 31 October 2009 22:14

24-hour taco shop? Is that what he calls your ******?

Leon_S_Kennedy 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 22:12

You're complaining that your boyfriend proposed to you?

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stupidmonkey80 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:36

ok he wore a comedy shirt and PROPOSED in a taco whatever. Did you even care that you were just asked to GET MARRIED oh yeah capital letters.

stupidmonkey80 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:18

Iceythearcher 1

Sunday 10 July 2011 6:18

Be happy that he loved you so much, he was able to propose in a taco shop,

CuddleBunny02 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:00

I think a guy should want to put thought into a proposal. I don't want anything fancy. I don't want a huge diamond engagement ring and fireworks just something that says "You are worth the effort."

little_metalbear 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 22:52

be happy he proposed in the first way. and be happy you have nice guy who loves you that freaking much.

DalekScythe 0

Monday 1 August 2011 20:45

hey that's probably something I would do, just with a shirt that says "Want a Jelly Baby" and in a Popeye's.

lkrunner101 7

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:44

Although u should be happy he proposed, I agree. He could've put more effort into the proposal setting

Renae123 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 4:33

Wow your bf proposed... That's a reason to hate your life :/. BE GRATEFUL!

dr_octagonapus47 4

Wednesday 16 November 2011 1:09

Well it's a humble proposal lol quit being a gold digger

dr_octagonapus47 4

Wednesday 16 November 2011 1:14

**** you 102

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Today, I was talking to a friend on the phone, asking him pick me up for a cookout while his kids were yelling in the background, asking where my friend, their dad, was going. He jokingly answered them, "To pick up my ugly friend." They quickly replied with my name, out of the dozens of friends he hangs out more with. FML

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Not now Dave

Nervous

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