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By anonymous - 13/11/2015 00:00 - Netherlands

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Today, my boyfriend rather stupidly assumed that because my vagina is no longer in use after giving birth, we would automatically start having anal sex. After I loudly explained how that wasn't happening, he then had the nerve to ask for a blowjob before we'd even left the hospital. FML
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allred1997 19

Tell him he's had to use his hand before, he can use it again

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xxkrystalxx 14

She just carried his child for 9 months, and gave birth to it. HE should be taking care of her and make her happy.

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olpally 32

Well, you bred with a dbag.. Good luck with that.

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thatonetribute 31

What a douche. He should be concerned for YOU, and his child! Not his own sexual needs. Tell him to suck himself.

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Publikwerks 14

Hahahahaha, he thinks he's having sex. Children are cockblock masters

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mrlawlor7777 26

Right, need to make sure it is well lubricated before anal. For those that do not understand, than*.

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katluvr 22

Sadly, this type of insensitivity was there before you got pregnant but you didn't see it. People don't just become assholes overnight. It's a shame you didn't recognize this before having his child.

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gratunka 11

He is not invested in you as a person.

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steam_engenius 21

That's abusive.

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Badkarma4u 17

No its not. Insensitive, yes. Abusive, no. The two are NOT the same.

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rabbi1010 29

Itd be abuse if he just went through it without asking first.

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Mandie86 15

I would squeeze this all living hell out of his balls when he is asleep, teaches you not to **** with me when I just had a baby and think I'm the two other holes are optional dickweed.

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sabrinaMA 7

Ha. You picked a winner for a boyfriend and a "father". I give y'all six months before you're a single mom. IF he was always this idiotic then you can only blame yourself.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Wonderful specimen with whom you choose to procreate OP.

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