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When you are both laying in bed and he wants to get it on tell him "we are just friends remember". Tell him to call that bitch who he swapped numbers with.
bad idea...thats just what he's gonna do while she still with him
Yeah he ain't worth it...swap numbers with new guy :)
dump that bastard
Dump him.
Sure, a friend with benefits.
your pathetic for just standing there and not stepping up saying your his girlfriend and then stating the fact that your dumping him...
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And you just stood there and said nothing?
I would of said nope I am really an Ex.. and told him to get lost.