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Obviously your SO needs to file a restraining order against her; even if it's only a paper shield it'll come in handy when you have to take her ass to court when her behavior inevitably escalates. The good news is that people who consistently call the cops for no reason may quickly find that the cops turn against them and their petty grievances when they could be doing actual police work, so the cops will learn to hate her as much as you do.
Please EXcuse yourself
I'm going to call you Carlos Aziz
Exactly! Let her know she cannot control your relationship, and that is YOUR man, no longer hers! Hopefully, the sounds of you and your boyfriend's passionate lovemaking will be too much for her and drive her away. Not saying this is going to work. It could backfire, but it's up to you, OP, on what you want to do to deal with this issue. I wish you and your boyfriend the best of luck.
#42, what's your EXplanation for ruining this thread?
KILL THAT BITCH. NOW!!
this sucks.
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Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.
Maybe she's jealous because she thinks you and her ex-boyfriend are doing a little more than sleeping... (;