Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us....

By Anonymous - 12/11/2013 19:12 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML

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By ashdk - 28/01/2011 09:12

Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML

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By ZombieGirl - 11/08/2015 07:43 - United States - Tampa

Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML

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Snek

By Kiki - 12/07/2018 12:30 - United States - Littleton

Today, I found out that my roommate of 4 years is sleeping with my ex of 7 years. Yesterday, she showed up to court as a witness for him and lied on the stand to try to get the protection order dropped. She's on the lease, so I have to live with this snake for 2 more months. FML

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Besties

By Anonymous - 21/07/2021 08:01 - South Africa - Nottingham Road

Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML

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You deserved it 95

By ineedsleep - 30/10/2014 14:15 - Finland - J?rvenp

Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML

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Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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Awkward...

By Ohnowhy - 09/09/2018 18:30

Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML

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Fishy

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML

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You deserved it 79

Oh hell no

By bigcityfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML

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You deserved it 3 370

olpally 32

Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:47

Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.

NewYork0212 4

Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:48

Maybe she's jealous because she thinks you and her ex-boyfriend are doing a little more than sleeping... (;

Comments

HelloooooNurse 20

Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:30

I think this calls for the hamster dance on repeat and leaving for a day.

Not_Impressed13 9

Wednesday 13 November 2013 11:22

I had totally forgotten the hamster dance. And now you have reminded me. :(

nwh937 2

Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:42

wow what a hater..

bubblyhayley 16

Wednesday 13 November 2013 8:19

give as good as you get ... play with her head.

MorsFalce 12

Wednesday 13 November 2013 8:34

People selfish? Whaaat? Seriously though, everyone is selfish to some point. It's when selfishness and stupidity mix... Now that is a problem.

Reality_bites 14

Wednesday 13 November 2013 9:20

People like that suck. It seems to me that she wants him back and is hoping to drive a wedge between the relationship so that she can have him. I'm willing to bet that when she figures out the police tactic hasn't worked that she will try to make friends with your boyfriend by apologising to you and him and then pretending to be ok with his relationship with you, all the while trying to undermine it. OP, whatever you do, don't let her become a source of fights between you two or your relationship will never survive.