By motherfuck666 - 18/05/2014 21:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 898
You deserved it 5 486

Same thing different taste

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I will never understand why it's like a shower of axe too much is a possibility and usually happens...

Ugh Axe is so awful. Give me a man any day that smells like Old Spice or Brute and I'll be all over him.

His mother did that to keep girls away form her pwecious widdle baby.

Aero_x 21

Hopefully you are not pregnant like I am!

yuck, can't stand the smell of ass body spray.Buy some real cologne and not cheap sprays from Wal-Mart.

rocker_chick23 27

Speak for yourself. I hate the smell of my husband when he is sweaty and doesn't have deodorant on. More now since I am pregnant and get nauseous easily.

I have to disagree with your first comment. I was at the grocery store a few weeks ago, and I smelled the most awful scent of body odor ever. No matter where I moved, I still smelled the guy's armpit atrocity. It was so bad that I unintentionally made a scene (I'm practically the last person in the world to complain about anything in public) and had to step away from the self-checkout counter, where he was standing, to avoid choking and dry-heaving. It was terrible; I would take ancient mummified remains drenched in a lifetime supply of Axe over what my nose encountered that day.

maggiefox 25

I'd be honest with him. I bet his mom just got it for him cause it's cheap. Offer to buy him something else that you both like.