By motherfuck666 - 18/05/2014 21:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Give him the ax or you yourself will timber.

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sanecatlady 13

I hate those stupid Axe commercials that feed upon the hormones and insecurities of young males by telling them smearing on that crap will make then so incredibly attractive that female angels will drift down from the sky and then rip off their wings and throw away their halos so they can have sinful, foul-smelling sex. Seriously, I really did see TV commercial like that.

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amisenho 11

I hate those stupid makeup commercials that feed upon the hormones and insecurities of young females by telling them smearing on that crap will make then so incredibly attractive that male models will drift down from the sky and then rip off their shirts and throw away their boxers so they can have sinful, foul-smelling sex. Seriously, I really did see a TV commercial like that. Brought to you by makeup: making people feel more insecure about themselves since ancient Egyptian times.

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shakile78 7

Buy a cheap gas mask a use it in front of him to make him feel bad. Or, fake cough in front of him.

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False_Stupidity 41

I don't think she'll need to fake the cough.

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grritsshay 18

I have yet to meet someone who uses axe and doesn't douse it on. Gives me a headache.

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mkayden 23

*le sings* 'Oh why are we are waiting so long, I'm suffocating'.

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