By motherfuck666 - 18/05/2014 21:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Give him the ax or you yourself will timber.

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KatyLarae 13

Why would his mother want to live with that smell?

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AWoww 9

His mother knows what it does. It's her form of birth control for him

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cathrope 10

Either she believes the commercials or she's trying to get rid of you.

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Axipiter 24

I actually use Axe shower gel... I don't really care what other people think, because it's not usually overpowering, at least I don't think. And my fiancée seems fine with it. Still, I know what a bad rep it's gotten, so I apologize to anyone I may offend if they ever smell it...

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CinderBrick 13

You have not yet been conditioned in the middle school boy's locker room. You eventually become immune

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DatWeirdoDoe 9

Yeah boys who wear it too much just disgust me. Its too much

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whisky_tango_fox 4

I believe the word you're looking for is nauseated. Just tell him you don't like it.

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mikbrooke 25

i believe the word they used is the correct one. if you check a dictionary, you'll soon find out both nauseous (feeling inclined to vomit) and nauseated (affect with nausea), can be used.

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whisky_tango_fox 4

I believe its a quote from a television show you pretentious fuckstick.

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kelsorg 21

talking to your boyfriend is easy enough... to fix that ya know.

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