By motherfuck666 - 18/05/2014 21:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Give him the ax or you yourself will timber.

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SausageWaffles 4

maybe just ask him not to wear it.....

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clambo_3553 3

Is your boyfriend 12?

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SoultheWolf 19

Ask him to use less. It only takes one tiny squirt to get a decent smell from it. You don't have to bathe in it...

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thepixies842 6

Girlfriend repellent..well played Mom , well played

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tsukinoie 11

Axe is just unreasonably strong as it is... Just explain it's a dab'll do you product

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PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

She should have bought Apollo Axe. It's the only one that doesn't smell like absolute horse crap dipped in Windex.

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jagneaux 14

He may not be succeeding at all but on the bright side he's atleast trying to smell nice. He will appreciate you telling him it's too strong and to wear less. You can always buy him some good cologne that you like.

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IceWrath 22

One of my friends uses that stuff, it's bloody awful. I dread going to college because he sprays it in the classroom, everyday... Without fail.

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