By sexual parrot - 21/04/2014 18:42

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Today, my boyfriend's parents' parrot won't stop imitating my sex moans, and keeps doing it whenever I speak. FML
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Coryj1220 15

Quit doing it with the parrot in the room, or don't be so damn loud.

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dimerneckel 22

Start making other noises when it tries to speak! That'll show that pesky parrot.

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worldclassrager 39

Well then I would only you would know the noises if anyone else hears them...

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ahippienamedrae 10

It's a parrot... you kind of have to expect things like that. The next couple times you're in bed, yell something really off the wall like, "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN". that'll teach that damn bird who's boss

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neroccaesar 10

Whenever I try to do something private with anyone the cat comes and sits on my face.

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Axel5238 29

Unless the parrot is in his room, YDI. Why would you do it where the parrot could hear you? Also if it isn't in his room like say in the living room. Not only does the parrot hear you, the boyfriend's parents could walk in on you.

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youku337 5

Hmm maybe you should say "yank it hard" in front of the parrot that way the parents dont know its you.

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