By sexual parrot - 21/04/2014 18:42

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Today, my boyfriend's parents' parrot won't stop imitating my sex moans, and keeps doing it whenever I speak. FML
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Coryj1220 15

Quit doing it with the parrot in the room, or don't be so damn loud.

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dimerneckel 22

Start making other noises when it tries to speak! That'll show that pesky parrot.

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jellybely 8

I don't think u would moan in a pleasurable voice if u stubbed ur toe

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hmzswr7 14

Why are u having sex with the parrot around?

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nrwl_30 17

Time to exchange the parrot for a cockatoo! lol

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Bigfabthetruth52 22

my advise never buy a parrot,its merely a pet spy that will reapeat all of your business I've never seen the point of getting one other than to be annoyed

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DJ_Jam 2

You couldn't have done it in a different room than the one the parrot was in? He's scarred. You scarred a parrot.

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celbbla 1

Am I the only one that read this as her boyfriends parents imitating the moans?

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theguy312 6

you should teach it some phrases to go with the moans like " wrong hole" or " you can use 2 fingers"

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happyfingers 15

Why oh why would you have sex anywhere within earshot of your boyfriends parents parrot in the first place? Kinda askin' for it, don'cha think?

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LonelySkeptic 2

I'm not joking it means that the bird is sexually attracted to you and is trying to get your attention

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