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Wauw Talking about Revelation
Either it was never a proposal speech to begin with or he got nervous in the middle and saw no way out in his panic except a break up. (Or he's a complete ass and purposely made it a trick, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.) Either way, FYL because you still got broken up with, and that sucks. If he just panicked and got nervous, your relationship might still have a chance.
... Wut.
That's the stupidest things over ever heard of. You'll find a better man dont worry
So, r u engaged or broken up?
Wow what an ass? What the hell did he say? How do you go from proposing to breaking up??
Most importantly would you have said yes? If so what a dick. If you weren't going to, good riddance with him
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That's one of the most messed up things I've ever heard. I'm so sorry OP
are you sure it was a proposal speech in the first place and not just a really long weird breakup speech?