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Well...you are what you eat. And I'm pretty sure he had to be gay.
WHAT A SMART MAN!!!!
He misspoke...I hope...if not there are others out looking for someone like you..,
That's not what was expected.
It's ok, here's the plan: after the awkward "what I thought was a proposal was actually him breaking up with me" speech, follow him to law school, and try to win him back from his new gf, but instead win a murder case by knowing what not to do after getting a perm. Oh wait, that's the plot of Legally Blonde. If it did however start off as a genuine proposal, then yeah definitely FYL.
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That's one of the most messed up things I've ever heard. I'm so sorry OP
are you sure it was a proposal speech in the first place and not just a really long weird breakup speech?