By Anonymous - 07/07/2014 01:27 - United States - Sandston

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
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CueTheMusic 22

He can still marry you, but you don't get the hassle of changing your name on driving licence, bank cards etc. That's brilliant!

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tabbydionysis 18

"You know that means I can't kiss you, because we have the same last name and that would be incest"

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JRtheSnowman 5

You should hyphenate your name would sound like a law firm

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MallardMarauder 10

See, incest DOES have it's perks!

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yvonna321 9

I hope he knows that getting married isn't just about changing your last name

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ijulez 14

plot twist!! they are brother and sister

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MaryPoppins88 14

That's not why you get married you're just lucky you won't have to go through the hassle of changing your last name

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BabyrooKid 11

Oh, brother. ... er, or cousin, whichever.

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bprothero 1

You should hyphenate your last names as your married name... Like Smith-Smith. Lol

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