By Anonymous - 07/07/2014 01:27 - United States - Sandston

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
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CueTheMusic 22

He can still marry you, but you don't get the hassle of changing your name on driving licence, bank cards etc. That's brilliant!

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tabbydionysis 18

"You know that means I can't kiss you, because we have the same last name and that would be incest"

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CrazyMelvin 14

That's pretty cool about the name thing. The paperwork does suck. My wife had to carry around our marriage certificate everywhere. she changed her name at the bank, dmv, credit cards, gym, etc.

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kevinwm0 14

That's actually kind of dangerous - you might be related. Perhaps you shouldn't have sex any more until there's some sort of legal confirmation of your right to be in a relationship. Hmmm, what sort of ceremony could do that...?

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rickando1398 3

Hahaha you guys are related!

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RedPillSucks 31

Google translate?

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lina21 12

He doesn't have to marry you. But you don't have to not find another boyfriend

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flashback_fml 14

Dont date your brother next time

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lvg_fml 10

I'm going through my second divorce and am going back to my maiden name. If I had to do it all over I would never have changed my name. So much simpler to always have the same name.

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thefrikinbat 8

You should still choose to keep your last name, so it would be like Smith-Smith.

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