By Anonymous - 07/07/2014 01:27 - United States - Sandston

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
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CueTheMusic 22

He can still marry you, but you don't get the hassle of changing your name on driving licence, bank cards etc. That's brilliant!

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tabbydionysis 18

"You know that means I can't kiss you, because we have the same last name and that would be incest"

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TecheyTim 14

I don't think you can legally marry your brother......Not in the USA at least.

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metalhippy 1

i have heard that because u are changing your last name anyways, you could both pick a totally new name- like Slayer or anything you wanted. i have always been a fan of the surname Golightly

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godcomplexkid 7

How can you be so sure it that you are not related?

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Loboman 6

Do you also share the same parents?

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TRizzo841 2

I hope there has been a blood test

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darkdragon333 4

Um...that's just weird on so many levels.

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