By plantfood - 06/08/2011 06:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML
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plantfood 4

Deep conversation for FML.

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AgentSmith79 9

I've never heard of a dirty circumcision...

FMLandurstoo 9

To make him happy just say "Damn!"

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i'm surprised by some comments lol.. i've dated a guy and my current boyf is circumszied and two guys who weren't.. the two guys that weren't their penis just smelt really RAUNCHY even though i'd tell them to clean themselves LOL.. i've also found that uncircumsized penis' resembled more like sticks very thin and too much skin it would even hurt them when i masturbated to the point they'd ask me to put lube on my hand o.O ... very weird, maybe it was just those two LOL.

MiniNyn 5

Haha, I think it was just them! My ex was cut and his junk always smelled funky, but my guy now isn't and his is fine! It's just a personal hygiene thing lol.

when i meant if it was just them two, i only meant towards the masturbating part lol not the smelly part... my friends would say the same.. one of the guys was actually quite a clean freak and hygenic freak too... it was actually scary, but his penis always smelt (he did get tested and he had nothing) o.O

Fohz 9

Well you know that you shouldn't use soap on your genitals (Male or female). Using soap very often can cause an imbalance in the natural good bacteria and will result in junk funk.

the smell is usually from a fatty protein buildup, it's called smegma... it is common in uncircumcised males due to lack of hygiene, it may give females yeast infections etc. the reason circumcision is more common in a modern society is because of the health benefits, honestly not circumcising a child is just foolish now days.

life2007 0

I know this is weird of me to know but my mom found it benificial just in case it's genetics that dictate this. That being said I have a brother who isn't snipped because something to do with his urethra being crooked and the doctor said we can but because of the crookedness they may mess up and turn my brother into my sister so needless to say my mom saved my brothers penis.

Ins0mau 20

I'm uncircumcised and I can assure you, it doesn't smell OR hurt to **********. I think you're just unlucky with boyfriends.

#119, basic personal hygiene stops the penis from smelling. And there is no medical board in the world that reccomends circumsition, because it has no heatl benefits. The number one reason for circumsition is aesthetic.

I'm an uncut guy and my girl has never told me that my dick smelled. Maybe just bad luck in your case

# 139 Actually the World Health Organization and UNAIDS the United Nations joint organization on AIDS both say that there is compelling evidence that male circumcision reduces the risk of heterosexually acquired HIV. It is recommended in places where there is a low circumcision rate and a high heterosexual HIV infection rate. You can Google it.

austinocappucino 0

yeah being uncircumcised doesn't make you smell, it's just if you don't shower you start to smell(everyone does) and you don't need lube or lotion to jack off:)

#119 You do realize females get smegma too, more than men actually.

#181 that study is horribly flawed. America is one of the highest HIV rated 1st world countries and we are the only ones who routinely mutilate newborns genitals. They also have the same claims for female circumcision...

I'm sure he understood you were just a bit nervous. Next time you see it you'll do better :D

12dcevin 5

Well I'm 11 and my dick is 68inches is that normal for my age?

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Uhhh stop bullshitting yourself...maybe ur confused with someone elses 68in dick up ur ass and just it urs for the hell of it

sandmancometh 3

Next time say "Nice balls, are those made out of brass"???

Looks like the doctor Cut off more than he could handle

AgentSmith79 9

Q: How do you circumcise a redneck? A: Kick his sister in the chin.

AgentSmith79 9

SouthernPride = Redneck = incest = stupid. Yeah, I see the connection.

Brutalsecurity 4

Wow, At least It wasn't all mutated and crap.. Lol