By plantfood - 06/08/2011 06:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML
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AgentSmith79 9

I've never heard of a dirty circumcision...

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FMLandurstoo 9

To make him happy just say "Damn!"

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skulskinator 5

At least he didn't have crabs

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ashhxoxo 14

Lol. Well, that's good. Don't want it to be all uglyyy. :)

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ctlnaaia71 8

you don't need to say something, you take that thing in your mouth and suck it!!! that would make him happy.

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ngirrl 0

Personally a cirumcised penis is better for me and better looking. Js its an opinion

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Microbus_fml 0

I hope you dropped to your knees and did your duty!

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crystalrain17 14

No one has a duty to do that, you sick f

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TheVofStee 0

Haha holy poop that's great I wish I would have said that to my bf the first time I saw his lol! Score one for you!

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slt_girl 0

Haha that is a great way to tear a mans ego!

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J_Shorty_17 6

i don't see anything wrong with circumsision. Although today's circumsisions are a preference and choice with parents and no longer a choice for health because there are pros and cons to both. I personally prefer circumsized but everyone has their opinions :)

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writerforlife 9

Umm wow there are jus so many things wrong with this

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lildoo 0

baha how many other guys dicks have you seen??? makes you sound like you had many

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AgentSmith79 9

Thanks to the Internet, she may have seen millions, and that wouldn't make her a ****.

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