By plantfood - 06/08/2011 06:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML
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Top comments

AgentSmith79 9

I've never heard of a dirty circumcision...

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FMLandurstoo 9

To make him happy just say "Damn!"

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fmlbiach 0

Nooo..when A guy shows you his dick you say I wanna suck dat babe

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BelleBelle_fml 11

I did read that in his voice; your comment was still stupid.

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austinocappucino 0

even better, reading the comment in the voice!!

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IchigoKoneko 6

How does that make your life suck... honestly it just a random thought from your day.

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SolemnlyLove 7

awkward silence after that? just get on your kneez and blow, problem solved

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cufaoil 11

I have come to the conclusion that many women are terrible at giving blow jobs.... they all suck...

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mattmalin11 0

Lol at 112's picture, I did read that in his voice!

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Sgt_Henry 2

Compared to the ways and means of some circumcisions here in South Africa, (going into the mountains at 18, with a rusty razor blade to become a man,) not to detail it all but I'd say you're doing ok!

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Ikdiy2009 0

it's all personal preference. There are benefits with circumcision, but it's not 100% necessary for everyone to get it done.

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alissa222 15

At least you didn't call it pretty.

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