By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 941
You deserved it 4 210

Same thing different taste

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n_epic_fail 14

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kookylocka 0

If it can float then maybe it can swim?

katydid91 31

Because he was being intimate with his girlfriend!

Kind of what a rap song in Step Brothers says.

lmaoatall 6

I thought step brothers! Boats and hoes!!!!!

lmaoatall 6

Lemonheads nachos on my daddys boat, We won't go down because my dick can float

hateevryone 14

I guess soo, didn't think penises could. Never tried it lol