By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
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n_epic_fail 14

No you're just an airhead

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kalikay_fml 2

you take baths together?!? thats just wrong on so many levels! chastity people! chastity!!

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bubo_fml 10

Imagine what fun you could have @ bathtime! "Rise up to periscope depth! Prepare to break the surface! Hold all depth charges! Prepare to enter the slip! May day! May day! We've been hit! We're goin' down!"

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humorizer 14

@99: Your guarantee is a bluff. I can't float. I've tried, but everytime I've gone into a pool, I've ended up sinking to the ground and walking my way out again. I can "super jump" thanks to the increase in buoyancy, but over a short period of time I float back down.

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graham11 14

137- if you hold your breath and increase the volume of air in your lungs, you will most definitely float. I'm not saying you will float just like a raft, but you shouldn't sink. Trust me.. I'm a swimmer.

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humorizer 14

And I've tested the theory of human buoyancy everytime I've been near a pool. Just doesn't work for me.

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